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What happens when the future has come and gone
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I have felt it and lived it and now it leaves me here, love...
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Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
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The fight is won or lost far away from witnessesbehind the lines, in the...
Quote #2452
People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations,...
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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.