Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #23321
I was alarmed at my doctor’s report He said I was sound as a...
Quote #1643
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Quote #15255
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #1717
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #13029
I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making...
Quote #23626
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who...
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...