Quote #24071
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #22293
When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
Quote #2474
Hurting people is my business.
Quote #11797
For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #25475
The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that...
Quote #7627
All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities...
Quote #5061
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
Quote #10018
Find out who you are and do it on purpose.