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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
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Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
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If I am to die, this is the week for it. — John F....
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Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be...
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the...
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
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When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...