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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28168

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Homer, The Odyssey

Quote #4161

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Quote #16716

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
It is in the compelling zest of high adventure and of victory, and in...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #16218

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.
Brian Aldiss

Quote #118

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #16994

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Burton Hills

Quote #12407

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
Confucius, The Confucian Analects

Quote #4241

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
Sir Francis Bacon

Quote #7222

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
By far the best proof is experience.
Steven Wright

Quote #4835

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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