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The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in...
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The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of...
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
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The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
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Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to...
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Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.