Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die.
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Quote #31337
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing...
Quote #15972
Let this be understood, then, at starting; that the patient conquest of difficulties which...
Quote #19344
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Quote #25014
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #13568
You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.
Quote #3787
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell...