Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #4291
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a...
Quote #22980
Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it...
Quote #34809
The principles now planted in thy bosom will grow, and one day reach maturity...
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #2115
I would have made a good Pope.
Quote #8938
I dwell in possibility…
Quote #838
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #30077
Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you’ve...