Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #12353
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
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If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
Quote #22049
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Quote #21160
There are many people in the world who really don’t understand-or say they don’t-what...
Quote #3554
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #13264
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...