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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...
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Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of...
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For I dipped into the future, as far as human eye could see, saw...
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My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...
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The best things in life aren’t things.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air...