Quote #19206
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
Quote #30267
Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it–to...
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #2298
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have...
Quote #9399
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #9607
We all know that art is not the truth, art is a lie that...
Quote #6130
The headline reads, “Docs say patients make them prescribe useless antibiotics.” This puts a...
Quote #10184
Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you....