Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #28499
There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings...
Quote #11167
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women,...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #32318
If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be...
Quote #9514
He that commends me to mine own content Commends me to the thing I...
Quote #2111
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #11615
I intend to live forever or die trying.
Quote #6727
All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running...
Quote #27368
Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good in the hope of...