Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #5137
It is the responsibility of the sender to make sure the receiver understands the...
Quote #13588
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #8859
Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must.
Quote #7298
Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Quote #21869
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #17749
We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are...