Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #1800
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #28653
Our ego is our silent partner–too often with a controlling interest.
Quote #19269
The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
Quote #27016
The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures.
Quote #20288
A second wife is hateful to the children of the first a viper is...
Quote #19605
Danny Noonan I haven’t even told my father I’m not gonna get that scholarship....
Quote #13899
The atom, being for all practical purposes the stable unit of the physical plane,...
Quote #2334
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...