Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #33165
It is the contention of this observer that few homicides due to shooting could...
Quote #19894
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #3267
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #8930
What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are....
Quote #25016
What a terrible time this is to be a Christian. The churches have failed...
Quote #16049
Wisdom does not show itself so much in precept as in life – in...
Quote #26629
It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I...