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Fear less, hope more Whine less, breathe more
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Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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Most men are within a finger’s breadth of being mad.
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish,...