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The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
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The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of...
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
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Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
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Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use...