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The ideal condition Would be, I admit, that men should be right by instinct...
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One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
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Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
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If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
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All actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
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Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds,...
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The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...