Quote #4654
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4515
Be contented when you have got all you want.
Quote #26003
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men Do not pray...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #30862
The beginning is the half of every action.
Quote #8773
Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell.
Quote #30502
Hell’s afloat in lover’s tears.
Quote #19082
I don’t know why you use a fancy French word like dtente when there’s...
Quote #27591
Patience and time do more than strength or passion.