Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #9259
If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely...
Quote #9752
Live always in the best company when you read.
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....
Quote #9864
Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
Quote #7787
And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I,...
Quote #29468
When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...