Quote #1488
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
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Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #17816
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #33928
Life is the childhood of our immortality.
Quote #26705
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
Quote #29345
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Quote #13924
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.