Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #5412
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
Quote #18728
Cyberspace A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation.
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #8515
Praise youth and it will prosper.
Quote #14793
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Quote #26630
Our hours in love have wings in absence, crutches.
Quote #24513
There are men that will make you books, and turn them loose into the...
Quote #32726
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers Have the people we’ve been...
Quote #8236
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already...