Quote #20283
Judge a tree from its fruit not from the leaves.
Quote #8957
You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #33460
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
Quote #27798
When I’m trusting and being myself… everything in my life reflects this by falling...
Quote #33721
Even though work stops, expenses run on.
Quote #24638
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #31773
One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.