Quote #23778
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #31448
Without doubt the greatest injury was done by basing morals on myth, for sooner...
Quote #22083
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #5476
When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.
Quote #19800
There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days,...
Quote #25710
Don’t believe that winning is really everything. It’s more important to stand for something....
Quote #19543
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...