Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #31
There must be more to life than having everything.
Quote #5216
It is what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Quote #1517
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #12708
If you suffer, thank God! — it is a sure sign that you are...
Quote #32825
Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly...
Quote #7165
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
Quote #25194
It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
Quote #25801
The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.