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I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
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‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
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Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
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Propose to any englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will...
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It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how...
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples...
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #27464
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.