Quote #17753
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #1201
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is...
Quote #26029
A wise man keeps secrets in his heart a foolish man tells tales.
Quote #29124
The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #16008
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #1585
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is...
Quote #4475
Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and...