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What is not good for the swarm is not good for the bee.
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
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I write entirely to find out what I’m thinking, what I’m looking at, what...
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The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
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After the bare requisites of living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some...
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique...
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Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people....
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...