Quote #26693
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Quote #15538
The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.
Quote #31136
Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.
Quote #34103
To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside Who fears to ask, doth teach to...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #10528
I once said, “We will bury you,” and I got into trouble with it....
Quote #25082
Only little boys and old men sneer at love.
Quote #14305
Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.
Quote #27597
It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...