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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
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People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety.
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
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He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard...
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Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that...
Quote #23428
It’s a dangerous business going out your front door.