Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #33792
Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
Quote #9021
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you...
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #33452
You have to be careful who you let define your good.
Quote #18143
When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #4162
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.