Quote #22268
It is terrifying to see how easily, in certain people, all dignity collapses. Yet...
Quote #13024
Nature and Books belong to the eyes that see them.
Quote #15604
The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of...
Quote #4754
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #14996
Do the thing we fear, and death of fear is certain.
Quote #6806
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever...
Quote #34414
It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other...
Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...