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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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Pains of love be sweeter far Than all other pleasures are.
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It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
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America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America...
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The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
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It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can...
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...