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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult...
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We stand today on the edge of a new frontier-the frontier of the 1960s-a...
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It is in his pleasure that a man really lives it is from his...
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If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
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Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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