Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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Religion is a defense against the experience of God.
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #19181
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Quote #13666
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
Quote #24857
Adventure isn’t hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain. Adventure is...
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #28549
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
Quote #26690
A world in which others controlled the course of their own development … would...
Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.