Quote #11961
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the...
Quote #18422
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
Quote #17607
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #6154
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #9444
Success in life is measured, most easily, by the number of days that a...
Quote #670
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Quote #4631
Virtue extends our days: he live two lives who relives his past with pleasure.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #22434
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.