Quote #7793
True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.
Quote #7141
The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Quote #23361
While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the...
Quote #11998
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
Quote #20412
The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
Quote #7737
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
Quote #9107
Every human is an artist. The dream of your life is to make beautiful...
Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...