Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #12815
He who does not venture has no luck.
Quote #16504
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Quote #9722
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it,...
Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #25542
When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything...
Quote #29138
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Quote #27225
There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
Quote #17761
The report of my death was an exaggeration.