Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right...
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The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means...
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Our lives don’t really belong to us, you see — they belong to the...
Quote #33716
I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue he approaches nearest to...
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The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Quote #25986
I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #33491
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.