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We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to...
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Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
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There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
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Every person is a fool in somebody’s opinion.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is...
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Anxiety is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
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A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
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There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a...