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I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what...
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Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself – and you are...
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The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...
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Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #16974
A weed is just a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #34589
I dont think anyone can DO anything that would make him worthy of love....