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Living in a vacuum sucks.
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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Of what shall a man be proud, if he is not proud of his...
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A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #16741
We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was...
Quote #24492
My heart is wax moulded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain.
Quote #19610
I often wonder whether we do not rest our hopes too much upon constitutions,...
Quote #19236
Absence is to love what wind is to fire it extinguishes the small, it...