Quote #19275
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #16173
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those...
Quote #28825
I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
Quote #670
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Quote #6919
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #22443
Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel.
Quote #18113
While God waits for His temple to be built of love, Men bring stones.
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...