Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28395 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel Quote #5372 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Chew before you swallow.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28413 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
C. C. Colton Quote #15120 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The reason why great men meet with so little pity or attachment in adversity,...
Richard Hofstadter Quote #28712 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A university is not a service station. Neither is it a political society, nor...
Margaret Cho Quote #33743 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
George Best Quote #9544 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl Quote #16494 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
Judy Garland, to her daughter, Liza Minelli Quote #2144 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone...