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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their...
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We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
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Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot...
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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
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The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
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Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
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When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
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Trees, though they are cut and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men...
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If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you...