Quote #15064
Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
Quote #27423
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.
Quote #7654
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #29590
This very moment is a seed from which the flowers of tomorrow’s happiness grow.
Quote #1924
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #24249
One should guard against preaching to young people success in the customary form as...
Quote #27888
I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...