Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #3884
Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
Quote #11822
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
Quote #32368
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
Quote #17608
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #9751
I read part of it all the way through.
Quote #15940
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
Quote #5316
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I...
Quote #22718
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.