Quote #33175
Always begin anew with the day, just as nature does it is one of...
Quote #8440
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Quote #8805
But words are things; and a small drop of ink, Falling, like dew, upon...
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #11644
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
Quote #33259
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as...
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #5172
Unless I accept my faults, I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
Quote #26287
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...