Quote #34407
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #18974
Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There’s some spooky shit goin’...
Quote #28793
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
Quote #2086
The discovery of America was the occasion of the greatest outburst of cruelty and...
Quote #26925
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #1105
“Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die...
Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #23584
Liesure without books is death, and burial of a man alive.
Quote #33915
I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.