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The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...
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There wouldn’t be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real...
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To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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The world is round; it has no point.
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I let the American people down.
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The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half...
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Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...